I'm the Osiris of this shit: Archive

I'm the Osiris of this shit

June 2012

I’m so gay I say goodnight to people I don’t even know

honestly nothing pisses me off more then scene girls ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god

complaining about stretch marks is like complaining about how your nail polish doesnt match your outfit

i hate when girls complain about stretchmarks omg guys do not care, if you look good then you look good no guy is gonna be like putting on the condom and then saying “oh yeah sorry those stretch marks are bad im gonna leave now”

May 2012

Mirror mirror on the wall What is the greatest porn site of them all

My Favorite Website The Hub Of Porn

dallonweekes: i dont understand ppl who dont listen to music how do u survive are u ok

i love songs with saxophone solos

234rest: dude i dont really watch sports but this heat celtics game is fucking good

If I was gay I would kidnap Anderson Cooper

Literally the greatest Anderson Cooper video of all time “Marijuana smokers call 911 with amusing results.”